

- Jerry, you’re a wonderful, kind soul. Thank you for everything you’ve done for my campaign. Sorry I broke into your house, barged into your bathroom and saw the weird bath ritual you have, involving jazz, red wine and bubbles. Happy birthday. - Leslie
- Jerry. You were born. Here is a $20 bill. - Ron
- Jerry! Happy birthday! Please feel free to check with me on the validity of anything Tom says about our relationship. You’re a good friend. - Ann
- Happy birthday, fella. You look great for a 16-year-old boy. I know you’re not 16. You’re an adult man. You look great for an adult man. Never mind. - Ben
- My birthday wish for you is for you to give me your wish. - April
- Jerry, for your birthday Ann and I made out for a long time and cuddled. Tell everyone. - Tom
- Feel better, Jerry! - Andy
- You’re alright, Jerry Gergich. But if you sit in my chair again I will end you. I got that baby set just how I like it. But otherwise happy birthday. - Donna
- Wishing the most special man the most wonderful birthday that anyone has ever had. Eternally, Chris. - Chris
(Source: slapmymind)
OH GOD “FEEL BETTER, JERRY” I AM SOBBING